Posted by
emjayne on Friday, March 21, 2008 12:44:33 PM
Our economy depends on oil
The liberals won't let us drill in Alaska or in the ocean.
We relay on the Arabs for oil
The Arabs raise the price for oil.
The high price for oil makes everything else go up.
The high price of food hits everyone, but the poor the hardest.
The very poor begin to starve.
The liberal government steps in to help feed the people.
The deficit grows even larger.
Riots start when people get desperate.
Suicides become common.
By this time global warming has succeeded in raising the level of the oceans so that whole sections of the coast are under water.
Oh, sorry that last one won't happen because there is no imminent danger from global warming, in spite of Gore.