Posted by
emjayne on Wednesday, April 09, 2008 6:36:01 PM
Got this email again and you may have seen it, but here's some parts of it.
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before he replied "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6.
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me "has your plane arrived yet?"
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because , he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff."
One day I was walking at the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at the dead bird!" One person looked up at the sky and said,"Where?"
THEY WALK AMONG US AND WORST OF ALL THEY VOTE~~!!!