Posted by
emjayne on Friday, October 24, 2008 3:39:30 PM
This parody is from a colleague of Mark Alexander and quoted in the Patriot:
"I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.
When we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us.
I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain in two or three days can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear in a century if we don't comply with Orwellian government economic oversight.
English has no place being the official language in America.
I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America or in that vast Alaskan wasteland, ANWR.
'Big Oils'five -percent profit on a gallon of gas is obscene, but the government tax of 18 to 35% on the same gallon is just fine.
I believe businesses in America should not be allowed to make profit--it should be confiscated by the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute that profit as the see fit.
I believe guns cause crimes and murder, not the sociopaths using them, and, thus, should be confiscated.
Besides when someone threatens my family, I know the government can respond faster with a call to 911 than I can with a
gun in my hand.
It's a right to kill millions of babies while objecting to the death penalty for murderers.
I believe five elitist judges should rewrite the Constitution by diktat to suit Leftist agendas that could never pass proper amendment.
This caricature of the Democratic Party would be humorous if it did not, in fact, reflect its actual platform!